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(Warning: NSFW (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_safe…. I didn't censor cursing.)




I have picked only the most interesting/weird/funny/wth/awesome conversations I have had tonight.

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Question to discuss:
whats the word?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bird

You: bird

You: is the word

Stranger: everybody knows that

You: totally

Stranger: lol

You: xD
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Question to discuss:
polly wanna cracker?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Polly wants a cracker!

Stranger: The fuck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
If you're into soothing electronica, I highly recommend music by Ochre. Try 111 or Low Grav Freefall.

You: Okay!

Stranger: Ephixa is good

Stranger: more dubstep-y though

You: Ah.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
girls, wats size of penis u want? boys, wats the boob size u love?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Learn english.

Stranger: then light yourself on fire

You: I'm a girl but I don't like guys

Stranger: you're not a girl

Stranger: don't bullshit me

You: What the actuall hell?

You: I am a girl xD

Stranger: this is the internet

Stranger: there are no girls on the internet

You: Ohh. I get it.

Stranger: good day to you sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
Littlest pet shop or My little Pony?

You: MLP

Stranger: My Little Pony

You: MLP all the way

Stranger: Rarity is best pony

You: Brohoof, Stranger? /)

Stranger: (\ Brohoof.

You: Pinkie is best pony, by the way.

You: But Rarity comes in a close second.

You: I like all the ponies.

Stranger: :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Okay, so on my journal asking for things to do, bodlilly suggested stuff, and one was to ask a pervert for a refund. Thus this. What the actual heck.

Question to discuss:
Favorite basketball teams?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: My balls

You: N/A

Stranger: ... My balls

Stranger: my balllllls

You: ....My vagina xD

Stranger: they double dribble alright

You: What?

You: I don't get it

Stranger: there will be some traveling

Stranger: some foul play

Stranger: some three pointerz

You: Give me a refund

You: I demand a refund

Stranger: some penis

You: A REFUND DAMMIT

Stranger: you demand my wood

You: GIVE ME A REFUND

Stranger: my wood

You: REFUND

Stranger: wood

You: REFUND

Stranger: WOOD?

You: I DEMAND A FREAKING REFUND

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
Does anything rhyme with onion?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Yes

You: Funion

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
I've been studying federal law, forensics, and other sorts of sciences involved with murder cases, I've discovered a way to kill multiple people without I way for anyone to prove me guilty, should I?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: No

Stranger: Idk

Stranger: im not you

Stranger: just dont kill me

You: Unless you have reason.

Stranger: go kill someone that needs to die

You: If they killed your family it may be acceptable.

You: Like Stranger said.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
What country are you from?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: USA

Stranger: the sun. bam

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
Alright, Link! You're adopted, your mother is dead, you were raised by a tree, and now it's up to you to save the world!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Dat question. :XD: )
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Question to discuss:
Just masticating a cookie.....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: What does masticating mean?

Stranger: Chewing

You: Ah,

You: I'm just masticating a piece of bacon.

Stranger: delicious bacon?

You: Very delicious bacon.

Stranger: well really there is no other kind

You: I know right.

You: Turkey bacon is amazing~

Stranger: Get the fuck out of here now, with that filth

You: How is it filth?

You: Pork makes my tummy hurt D:

Stranger: so will I because I'll slap the shit out of you if you mention turkey bacon again

You: You wouldn't slap a little girl, would you?

Stranger: hmmm... I guess not... Look I'll let this bacon thing side for now, but if you bring this shit up again I will... oh yeah... just eat regular bacon kid, thats all I ask

You: Okay.

You: What are your thoughts on ice cream? :3

Stranger: I enjoy ice cream, occasionally. I dont have much of a sweet tooth though

You: Ah. With me it's rather the contrary; I love sweets

You: Vanilla ice cream is the best~

Stranger: I like vanilla too, only if it's made with real vanilla, not that artificial crap. Hazel nut ice cream if my favourite I guess...

You: Ah...I've never had hazel nut ice cream. I used to love rainbow sherbert til I got sick of the artificial crap they put into it.

Stranger: rainbow sherbet? I'm unfamiliar with this?

You: 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z…

Stranger: Oh my... that looks... awful

You: How? It tastes amazing~

You: Usually its Lemon, Lime, and Orange flavours

Stranger: I think I'd just rather an actual Lemon, Lime, or Orange :) So I'm going to take a guess and say you're from America ?

You: Yes.

You: Mm, oranges...

You: Lemons and limes are good, though I prefer limes over lemons, but I really love oranges.

Stranger: seemed like quite an American looking food alright :P Yep, oranges are pretty great

You: Eh. Yes, oranges are yummy, though I really dislike to peel them.

Stranger: Just roll the orange around on a table for a couple of seconds, like you're rolling doh, this makes it much easier to peal, especially if you try tear it in half, the peel should come of in two pieces

You: Ah, thank you for the tip.

Stranger: np. next class we will discuss slicing a watermelon correctly.

You: Haha, okay. Though my mom buys watermelon pre-sliced ^^

Stranger: lazy....... jk

You: Watermelon is a messy food, and my mom is almost never home + awake long enough to have the time for such things xD

You: (She works a lot, as a massage therapist.)

Stranger: Yeah I know what you're talking about, I had to quit my last job because It was just getting in the way of my watermelon slicing.

You: You actually made me laugh out loud. You're an interesting person X3

Stranger: Interesting is one way of putting it I guess....

You: Haha. Well I ought to go...and try to fall asleep (damn insomnia). It's 3am here.

Stranger: It's 9am here and I haven't been to sleep yet, my girlfriend is world snoring champion 2008, she must be going for the gold this year, I can't sleep with the racket she's making.... Think we'll need to get separate rooms

You: Oh wow. Oddly enough in the 13 years I've been alive I have never not once actually heard someone snore, now that I think about it.

Stranger: your lucky kid trust me, it's a nightmare

You: Ah...I have heard from my mom that I once snored, as a toddler, but that was back when my asthma was a big issue. I don't snore anymore, or I would have heard so from my friend long before now. I do wonder what snoring sounds like however...

Stranger: well my girlfriend sounds like she's trying to start a lawnmower with here mouth if that helps, but she's ridiculously loud, most people it just sounds like there snorting and coughing

You: Ah...well it's been interesting talking with you, but I really ought to attempt to fall asleep/force myself in some inhuman manner. Farewell. *waves goodbye*

Stranger: Later kid, stay the fuck away from that turkey bacon

You: Bye-NEVAR.
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  • Mood: Humor
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RainbowIcePop Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I ask questions like

"Help me, my name is Akaito, my girl friend named Haku has phobia of tomato, she cries when she sees a tomato.(´n`) I DON'T LIKE SEEING HER CRY? WHAT I DO?!! (._.)Sorry bad English, I am from the Asian"


...FOR TEH LULZ
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SilverCelestt777 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
xDD I think the "polly wanna cracker" incident was probably the funniest out of all of them
Q: Polly wanna cracker?
Me: Polly wants a cracker!
Stranger: The heck.
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RainbowIcePop Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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TheSilverWatch Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Sometimes, just sometimes, you'll actually find a good conversation partner and a good question together.
Out of a wasteland of terrible ones.
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SilverCelestt777 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Yep. People do ask some reeeeeeeeally stupid questions. Like are you kidding me, would anyone want to know about some guy's..uh, manhood?! =.= Perverts...
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K-chan1 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Interesting convo's you have there XD
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SilverCelestt777 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
eeyup lol
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K-chan1 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow XDD
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xX-KittyBiscuit-Xx Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student
LOL always demand a refund
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SilverCelestt777 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Always xD
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